I'm so excited!

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It's only January 11th and already I have so many things to be excited for this year, so writing them on here will help me get the excitement out AND show off - perfect no? I'm kidding (sort of) but there's still so much happening this year, I just can't WAIT.
Is this how Simba felt?

Me and my friends have been talking about booking a holiday for ages now, and we finally got round to it this weekend. I am so excited. SOOOOOOOO EXCITED! It isn't until July, and I'll be going to Paris before that (in March - SOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!) but there's just something about that first party holiday isn't there? We wanted to go the whole hog and booked all inclusive too, meaning not only can I drink to my hearts content (within the hotel of course; I aint paying 30 euros for a vodka and coke), I can also EAT SO MUCH FOOD ALL THE TIME NON-STOP. 

Ibiza was obviously top of the list when we were looking - I mean it's one of the best places to go batshit crazy on holiday really... That's for sure what we intend to do. When I think about going, I get more and more excited - but then I think about waking up at like 2am to go to the airport. To be fair, waiting for your plane to board at the airport is one of the best parts of the holiday, and duty free is the most awesome place known to man! 

The fact I'm going with two of my bestest friends makes it a whole lot better. When we go for a night out we have the best time (and do the most stupid funny things) so I'm sure we're gonna make some awesome memories when we go, even if some of them do make us cringe to the high heavens. And they will - because I'm there, the walking embarrassment. 



Our hotel, it looks sexaaaaaay                                        


Our hotel looks bloody beautiful. 2 pools, a sauna, a gym, jacuzzi, wi-fi (yes wi-fi is on the list, wi-fi is always on the list), a beach bar... God I'm dripping with excitement. That sounded disgusting I feel SICK. It has archery and vollyball and all that kinda stuff too so I'm soo looking forward to not getting involved with them! They do have a funny looking pool inflatable thing though so I know I will probably give that a go and fail. 

So that's one thing I'm excited for...

Then theres Paris in March.. Disney.. The Eiffel Tower.. The chance to try have a go at copying Patsy from AbFab's amazing Paris photoshoot.. (don't SMILE!)
Granted, with all of the drama and down right barbaric events going down in Paris in the past week - it does get me thinking that we need to be a lot more careful and thoughtful when we go. I really want to have a go at embracing the culture when we go, since last time we went it was a school trip and the most culture we got was being rushed away from a homeless dude sleeping in a pile of bin bags. One thing I wont be doing is trying frogs legs, because they are the food of the DEVIL. God they're awful I'm gonna be sick.

BUT Disney is calling, and I'm on a mission to split Minnie and Mickey up - she deserves a better man than him. That man is me. Is it bad that I plan to take my selfie stick so I can get shit loads of selfies with all of the characters? It isn't bad but I sound like a bloody instawhore. 
           


I'm gonna rock your world, babe
I am a instawhore. 
But that's a whole other blog piece...

UNI IS ALSO A THING THAT WILL BE HAPPENING VERY SOON AND I AM VERY EXCITED BUT ALSO I AM PANICKING SO MUCH ABOUT NOT GETTING IN JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING UNCONDITIONAL OFFER YOU BALL BAGS.
that's all I'm going to say on that front.

Of course, I have to be excited for the single most important thing in my life. Doctor Who. I'm very very excited for a new season of that later in the year, I need some Clara on my screen. After last season however I feel like I might need to brace myself because she is obviously gonna get brutally murdered or something because Moffat likes to destroy peoples lives. My life.

That isn't even half of the stuff that I'm excited for, but I'm reading this back and it's just one big mess really. So I'm throwing the towel in for now. 

Cheerio, pals.

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